You are the griddle, I am the meat
What a spectacular weekend!
I marinated* some steaks on Thursday night and slapped them on the grill around 6 Friday night. It was very good to see him considering he'd been in Tennessee all week. After dinner, we went outside and I excused myself and came back out in the aforementioned lingerie (minus the apron) and he reacted better than I could have imagined! When he could finally talk:
He: I'm sorry I was so closed off in the beginning, but I was scared of you. It's scary how perfect you are for me - physically, personality-wise. You're everything I want and I am pretty sure I want to be with you forever.
Me: You realize that, considering the nature of this holiday, you don't have to flatter me to get a bj, right?
That was the beginning of a very very late night with many many glasses of wine. The weather was beautiful. He lives outside of the city so everything was clear. We even took a blanket into his backyard and laid naked under the stars.
I am sure most of you are fighting off throwing up in your mouths right now.
Drink some Mad Dog 20/20. Takes care of that pesky gag reflex.
*Best Steak Marinade Ever Invented - It's the only steak I can enjoy without A1.
2c. orange juice
1c. worstershire sauce
1c. thousand island dressing
2 tbsp. tabasco sause
2 tbsp. minced garlic
What a spectacular weekend!
I marinated* some steaks on Thursday night and slapped them on the grill around 6 Friday night. It was very good to see him considering he'd been in Tennessee all week. After dinner, we went outside and I excused myself and came back out in the aforementioned lingerie (minus the apron) and he reacted better than I could have imagined! When he could finally talk:
He: I'm sorry I was so closed off in the beginning, but I was scared of you. It's scary how perfect you are for me - physically, personality-wise. You're everything I want and I am pretty sure I want to be with you forever.
Me: You realize that, considering the nature of this holiday, you don't have to flatter me to get a bj, right?
That was the beginning of a very very late night with many many glasses of wine. The weather was beautiful. He lives outside of the city so everything was clear. We even took a blanket into his backyard and laid naked under the stars.
I am sure most of you are fighting off throwing up in your mouths right now.
Drink some Mad Dog 20/20. Takes care of that pesky gag reflex.
*Best Steak Marinade Ever Invented - It's the only steak I can enjoy without A1.
2c. orange juice
1c. worstershire sauce
1c. thousand island dressing
2 tbsp. tabasco sause
2 tbsp. minced garlic
posted by Ev at 2:03 PM
8 Comments:
trying to focus on the recipe so as not to gag. ;-) kidding.
ha ha, glad you know how to celebrate a holiday. He is so sweet. Also, that marinade sounds absolutely amazing. I'm going to have to remember it-- or e-mail you in a month so that you can send it to me. I'd bet on the later.
BJ and steak day!!!!! Wooohooooo!!!
Congratulations on a well celebrated holiday.
Looks like those tapes I sent him area paying off. He's getting better with the lovey talk.
Good for you!
md 20/20 is kind of an elixir, IMO.
I've been away a long time but you've got me beat.
Oh I'm fighting something happening right now, but it ain't that. I mean, how un-freaking-fair can life be when women with YOU attitude are always someone ELSE's girl?
dammit. lol
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