so i received some assless chaps in interoffice mail today.
they are black vinyl with some rhinestones sewn into the seams.
i am kind of confused about how exactly to put them on and once i got them on, where i would go. i would imagine if i wore them to the ranch, my inner thighs may get chaffed and i don't even want to think about what would happen to my pickle box.
my boyfriend went to a strip club last week in canada. apparently, the strippers there lick coins and stick them to special body parts and the patrons throw other coins to try to knock the stuck coins off. if a guy knocks a coin off he gets a prize which usually consists of a poster or card that the stripper comes back around and signs.
boyfriend: it is so degrading!
me: how many prizes did you win?
boyfriend: several!!!
he got a prize signed for one of his buddies, "joel, you can drill me anytime, xoxo sugar". the other poster was his that he immediatelythrew away hid behind the tool box in the garage.
boyfriend: you have to throw $1 and $2 coins. you can't throw quarters.
me: why? because that would be disrespectful?
i am slightly icked out to think my boyfriend wants to participate in this kind of thing. however, i am kind of jealous because i have never seen anything like it before. it may not be that bad right?
so, his next assignment is to show me his moves. i want to see him dance. i am going to lick random things and place them strategically all over his body and pelt him with money. i think it will be fun! we shook on it. i suppose it is a way to spice up our sex life and make me chill out about my boyfriend sticking his face in random vaginas.
he is going to look so hot crawling around on the floor in those assless chaps.
they are black vinyl with some rhinestones sewn into the seams.
i am kind of confused about how exactly to put them on and once i got them on, where i would go. i would imagine if i wore them to the ranch, my inner thighs may get chaffed and i don't even want to think about what would happen to my pickle box.
my boyfriend went to a strip club last week in canada. apparently, the strippers there lick coins and stick them to special body parts and the patrons throw other coins to try to knock the stuck coins off. if a guy knocks a coin off he gets a prize which usually consists of a poster or card that the stripper comes back around and signs.
boyfriend: it is so degrading!
me: how many prizes did you win?
boyfriend: several!!!
he got a prize signed for one of his buddies, "joel, you can drill me anytime, xoxo sugar". the other poster was his that he immediately
boyfriend: you have to throw $1 and $2 coins. you can't throw quarters.
me: why? because that would be disrespectful?
i am slightly icked out to think my boyfriend wants to participate in this kind of thing. however, i am kind of jealous because i have never seen anything like it before. it may not be that bad right?
so, his next assignment is to show me his moves. i want to see him dance. i am going to lick random things and place them strategically all over his body and pelt him with money. i think it will be fun! we shook on it. i suppose it is a way to spice up our sex life and make me chill out about my boyfriend sticking his face in random vaginas.
he is going to look so hot crawling around on the floor in those assless chaps.
posted by Ev at 11:07 AM
4 Comments:
I always wanted to see some woman on Mule action... but Clerks 2 may have purged that curiosity for me.
Wait a tic...
You have a rack like that and assless chaps and you don't know what to do with them? I say you sport those and nothing, then lick coins and stick them on various places on your body and see if bf can knock them off. Then you can sign various things for him to replace the stripper poster in the garage with. heh
One favor though? when you do this, can I come?
I showed my girlfriend a picture of me in assless chaps and she brought up a very good point: Aren't all chaps, in fact, assless? Then I realized that I only add "assless" to accentuate the part about the chaps showing off one's ass.
Where did the idea of assless chaps come from?
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